Q&A With Vossboss Employees

It's really really really hard!

We had a guy who had been in the camp for 35 years. His time for a promotion finally came up. We didn't hear from him again but there was meat in the soup the next couple days.

If you're handy with a knife or poison and not afraid to get your hands dirty it can be done.

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Vossboss will ask you a lot of questions like this in the interview process and expect you to know the right answer.

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answer to be rejected

If you get really sick you'll be taken off the line for a few days. It's not worth it though. You get a demotion or termination most of the time.

Very flexible. If you can't keep up with the 16 hours of hard manual labor above ground management is happy to reassign you to dungeon duty.

Name. Place of birth. Parents names. Parents place of birth. Do you have any affiliations with any organizations ideologically against the corporate interests of Vossboss? Have you or anyone you know ever been involved with a human rights organization?

Some popular examples: Are you ready to talk now? This can stop anytime you want. Just give up the names of your conspirators.

May I have your passport please? Don't worry we'll give this back later.

One new pair of socks every winter. And a double ration of soup on your birthday.

Under the former regime we were allowed 1 hour of yard time once per month. After VossBoss International folded our local branch into the conglomerate they introduced the point incentive system. Now you have to save up points if you want yard time. 95 points will buy you 30 minutes of yard time. If you really apply yourself it's possible to get about 40 points in a given month through legitimate means.

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Yes. Most of us have to go through a few basic Q&A sessions with the Director of Interrogation when we're first brought here. If you tell them whatever they want it's usually over soon enough if they believe you. They'll usually cut you a little anyway just to make sure you're not holding out.

Yes. They make sure you are taking all the company assigned medications.

The guards are really good about making you feel at home.

We're not allowed to leave the camp, so you could say we all work from home.

We all live at the factory, so technically we work from home.

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You're processed pretty quickly. If they don't like you you'll be terminated immediately.

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You are usually escorted to your cell immediately after your intake interview sessions are concluded.

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they have a standard uniform we all wear and depending on your status in the camp you might be required to carry a company issued iron ball and ankle bracelet.

Become a prisoner of war in one of the conflicts VossBoss is involved with.

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Very similar to the old days where they sent people to Siberia.

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Things have been in decline under the new management structure. Food rations were cut by 75% over the past six months and access to sunlight has been severely curtailed. Most of my team hasn't been outside in over a year now.

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Will you work for free?

the basement is still there but we work from home now, so you still need to go to the closest basement you can find

When we complain we get sent down the basement for days at a time.

Body Armor. The VossBoss facility is in a really shady part of town and VossBoss management is involved in several turf wars with the local gangs. Protect yourself when going to interview.

There's a lot of infighting. Recently a few of the workers got into a fight when one guy cut someone off in the soup line. One ended up in the basement for six months. The other one will be served up in the soup next week.

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One of the guys in our camp once managed to steal some bread from the kitchen. The guards found out about it and took him to the lower basement. He hasn't been back since.

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People who will follow orders without question. If you have no ethics you will also be a good candidate for management.

Ruthless and tyrannical. The smart ones are extremely paranoid. The ones that are trusting usually don't last long.

VB. It's not visual basic. It's a highly obscure custom language VossBoss created that they have us work in. They do this in part to prevent us from thinking we have options outside of the VossBoss ecosystem.