interacting with coworkers and learning new cool stuff

Stop being kings of your castle and work with the ones that are creating worth. You don't have a clear vision, stop throwing smokes and mirrors thinking people are stupid. They only bear it because they hope it will get better, but you're building a terrible reputation.

You have a lot of good people working at your company, but you are burning them out quickly. You are expanding rapidly, which is leading to chaos and inconsistent practices across the board. I would focus on your internal issues especially around your culture, and employee's wellbeing.