What perks do you think would improve your workplace?

Background music with decent fidelity and employee choice of programming. A separate lounge area with comfortable seating for break time. Non-smokers get equivalent time off that smokers get while enjoying a cigarette.

Better management. Someone that knows a little something about the roles their managing

Honesty, Accountability, Fairness, Fostering Intrinsic Motivation. You can keep the shuttles and free food. Good Culture is so much more than just having a pingpong table.

Every one being treated the same instead of playing favorites

Good PCs. Enough memory, good graphics cards, and big power supplies are a small price for a company to pay to increase productivity and raise morale.

Bonus for support staff.

Bathrooms with doors that are not RIGHT next to co-worker's cubicles.