There is no compensation plan whatsoever
End the fakery and be real about things. Treat your employees like the humans they are.
It is good, not like too structured, but most of the time we have a good time and hope the people that come to the venue are also having a good time too.
There are some amazingly nice and wonderful people
Once you figure out how insanely much kool aid you have to drink to continue the charade of this place--you will be enlightened at what the reality of it all truly is